Mission To Mars
2013 February 28
There are those amongst us who could think of nothing worse than spending a year and a half in a confined place with you wife. But that is just what an independent mission to Mars is suggesting. Dennis Tito who was the first space tourist is looking for a couple, preferably a married couple, to undertake the first manned mission to Mars in the next five years. The mission would take eighteen months. Now if you were going to head out on the mission with one of the girls from cheap escorts it might be something worth considering. However eighteen months in the same room as your wife might just be a mission to far it would certainly be a case of man going where no man had gone before. Only as far as we know there is no transporter system should you want to beam down somewhere. This is certainly something that the faint hearted should not consider as there is every chance only one person will be making the return journey. My money is on the wife.
Dennis Tito set up his Mars Foundation in Washington DC a couple of days ago with the aim of making a return trip to Mars in just 500 days, yes 500 days. 500 days without a cheap London escort has to be a crazy idea. He sees the mission as an opportunity to test engineering projects and the effect of a long space journey on humans. The humans will be a man and woman for very good reasons in the mind of Tito who said at the launch that we are proposing a man and a woman, because this is human races first flight out to Mars and humanity should be represented by both genders. We hope that we can find a married couple. When you are out that far and the Earth is a tiny blue pinpoint, you are going to need someone you can hug. What better solution to the psychological problems you are going to encounter with that isolation. All the reasons you should certainly swerve this crazy offer.
Cheap escorts were also a little surprised to learn that after going all the way to Mars the mission will not land on the planet. What a waste of time and the girls do not hold out much hope for Tito raising the money to launch the trip in 2018. Tito though is confident saying that he cannot tell you how excited he is going on to say that it is hard to sleep at night. My gut feeling is; we are going to make it. Mr Tito spent eight days aboard the International Space station in 2001, paying around $20million for the privilege. That event brings to mind the old saying about a fool and his money. Although on this occasion it seems like Tito has no intention of using his own money. Good luck on finding the married couple to make the trip.
