London Escorts Blog

There is a lot of thought about prices, bargains and discounts these days. If you happen to be in a shop, you’ll probably be bombarded with signs advertising offers, sales and other such things. You might also think that the less you pay for something, the less quality you will be...


Entourage Escorts

Some places you visit really deserve a grand entrance. If you are going to a particularly prestigious nightclub, a mediocre arrival and entrance is almost out of the question. Everyone knows that one of the best ways to make an impact in such places is to have a bunch of gorgeous ladies...


Diverse Escort Experiences Escorts

There are so many ways to spend time with London escorts that if you are hiring a London escort for the first time, you might wonder what the two of you can do together. You can go out to restaurants, museums, anywhere really, or you can simply stay indoors together. For many who hire cheap...


Boredom Escorts

As technology makes out lives easier and easier, we often find that we have more and more free time that once would have been spent performing the menial tasks that now are done for us. This certainly has its benefits, but as a result, boredom levels have shot up across the western world, and...


Assertion Escorts

There are a few situations that arise in everyone’s lives where they need to come across as assertive and assured as possible. Very often, such situations will arise in a business environment. There are some people who seem to excel at being assertive, and those less assertive might...


Dependency Escorts

The only problem with the more incredible things in life is that you might find yourself feeling a little down when they’re not around. If you are a cuisine lover who loves nothing more than sitting down to a finely prepared dish, in situations where you’re forced to resort to...


Alternative Escorts Escorts

There comes a time in every person’s life when they feel the need to try something a little different. Such feelings could occur many times, and may arise when you least expect it. For many, such feelings can be troublesome, as they might not know of anything new to try so as to dispel...


A Quiet Night In...? Escorts

The prospect of a night in is one which might sound a little dull, humdrum, and worn out for some people. Despite all the innovations of entertainment such as games consoles and television sets, we, or most of us anyway, find the prospect of a night out and about far more appealing than one...


Why Would I Hire Escorts

If you have ever asked yourself that question, you are clearly ignorant to the sheer scope of services London escorts can provide. Most people who would wonder why they would ever hire a London escort usually have not considered just how diverse escorts can be, and how they can complement...


Personality vs. Appearance

You’ve probably been told many times that it is what is inside that counts more than what is on the outside. But you’ve probably spent time with some London escorts and appreciated them much more for their intense good...


New Girls

If you have been keeping up to date with the goings on at 99escorts, you’ll probably have noticed the appearance of a few new London escorts. If you are a fan of the occasional London escort, you’ll probably be a little...


Multiples

There is an old saying that goes something along the lines of: “two’s company and three’s a crowd.” What this seems to imply is that less might often be more when it comes to the company of your fellow man or woman. However, what this saying fails to...


Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

We all have, at some point in our lives, wanted a little more money and a little more fame than we had. While some people would have loved to be celebrities owing to the social recognition, others wanted to because of the financial benefits. Many of the people who fall into...


Escorts, Escorts Everywhere

You might think that the ever increasing number of London escorts is a dream come true. And for many, it is. As more and more agencies spring up, and more and more escorts become available for hire, many are relishing the variety they...


Escorts & Emotions

London escorts sure are an appealing bunch of ladies. There are few people you can expect to enjoy the company of as much as a London escort, and considering this, it is no surprise that they are extremely popular among people from...


Culture

Every country has its own unique culture, and if you are the travelling type, you will probably want to experience as many of these different cultures as possible. However, even with new technological advancements, travel is still very expensive, meaning that getting to the...


Celebrities

Let’s not beat around the bush, everyone loves hiring London escorts. Even if you have never hired a London escort before, you cannot deny that the prospect is very appealing. Who...


Business

London escorts are a pretty versatile group of ladies. People can often find themselves hiring them for all sorts of different things. Some will hire a London escort when they have a night in they want spicing up a little, while...


An Excuse to Celebrate

We all love having something to celebrate. Very often, especially for things like birthdays, it is more the celebration than the actual event that people enjoy. When put in its most realistic terms, all a birthday is is an acknowledgement that one hunk of spinning rock has...


Favourite Escorts

Having taste often results in picking favourites among selections. If you have a favourite restaurant, this means that you have weighed up the pros and cons of all the restaurants you have ever been to and decide that this particular restaurant has more pros than any other. And if you visit...


Elections Today

Well, as the elections are fast approaching and polling booths are being visited by the voting masses, you might wonder how your favourite London escorts will be voting. Well, telling you would be a breach of confidence, but we can certainly say that each and every London escort on our site...


Partners & Escorts

One of the main problems with hiring London escorts is the fact that your partner might find out. This issue has plagued countless different escort hirers throughout the ages. Even if all you do is hire a London escort for some company at a restaurant, your partner might still be very upset...


Escorts You Know

Imagine you have a smoking hot female friend who you have always wanted to spend a little time with, but all your previous efforts have been in vain. Then imagine that one day you discover that she is a London escort. This is great for you, as London escorts are unlikely to refuse a potential...


History of Escorting

For as long as there has been the idea of trade there have been escorts. Nowadays, you can hire some London escorts from an agency, and it might seem like a fairly novel idea because agencies rely on new technology to promote themselves. You might think that without the internet or phones it...


Two Jobs

Many people have more than one job. One could be for recreational purposes, while the other could be for financial purposes. Or maybe they are both primed towards one of these goals. Many London escorts often work another job as well. There are many different reasons for this. Some simply...


Talkative

There are some people you will meet who are incredibly talkative. More talkative than average. People who will go on and on and on. Very often, these people can be London escorts. If this is so, then you could find yourself in for a very one sided night of conversation if you hire cheap...


Sexiest Outfits

There has been a lot of arguing recently about which outfits look best on London escorts. Many will say that the nurse outfit is far and away the sexiest of them all, while others reckon that the ideal outfit for a London escort is a policewoman’s outfit.

You might agree with...


Wherever You Go

Travelling great distances often means noticing great differences between places. The longer the journey, the greater the differences. Take travelling across the world for example. You travel for such a lengthy way, and you are sure to notice some very great differences. Even travelling...


Escorts around the World

The sense of national pride that most people have often results in jovial conflicts between people of different countries. I’m talking about conversations about who has the best food and who has the best beer. One such point of conversation and heated debate is who has the best escorts....


Selection

There are so many London escorts available in the city now that people are beginning to feel a little swamped by choice. There is no denying that the freedom of a wide selection of things can be very appealing, but people often forget that every so often it is great to have a decision made...


Loud

With sound technology every improving there are always louder and more earth shattering ways to play music. Whether it is at a concert, club or in your own home, music is being played at the highest levels ever. Everyone from London escorts to sound technicians are cranking up the...


No Need to Travel

They say that people make the place. If this is true then we here at 99 Escorts have just made the idea of travelling for pleasure totally redundant. Because if you travel to certain places to enjoy the people, then we have an equally appealing proposition which allows you to enjoy the very...


Beredom

Boredom is a blight that afflicts many of us in this day and age. Some think it arises because we live in a society where our survival is guaranteed.Others think it is something that is inherently human. Whatever it is, it can be greatly accentuated or subdued by certain lifestyle choices....


The Ultimate Device

There is an ever growing desire for progress in the human condition. Efficiency takes precedence among most other concerns, and whether you happen to be among the ranks of London escorts or whether you happen to be working in somewhere more isolated than London, you will probably feel this...


Price of Cheapness

You might know a few certain shops who can sell things like clothes and food for incredibly cheap prices. London escorts might find themselves often shopping at such places owing to the low prices these places charge. But should you question why they are so cheap, you might stumble upon some...


Versatility

London escorts are as about as diverse in their uses as they are in their personalities. While many are more serious, others are far more jovial and up for a laugh. Of course, you’ll quickly decide which kinds of cheap London escorts you favour after sampling a few from all different...


Volcano

With the recent eruption in Iceland, many have been stranded in areas they had no intention of spending time in at all. A lot of people are clearly going to be annoyed at this fact, but those more resourceful people will take advantage of the situation and spend their time getting to know the...


Bootlegs

There is a growing opportunity to make copies and bootlegs of goods. Everything from media like music and film to transport like cars, there is always the opportunity to accidently or deliberately buy a cheap alternative to what you are after.

But the question must be asked: if you...


Prices

For many, London escorts are an expensive commodity that can only be enjoyed on rare occasions owing to their high prices. Many will gravitate towards cheap London escorts, but even these girls are expensive...


People Who Know Escorts

Some might claim that there are not enough London escorts available. Some might claim that there are too many. It all depends on how many you know. And how many cheap London escorts you know really depends on...


Shopping

Shopping seems to have taken priority in London Escorts life ways to spend free time in the last few decades. It is perfectly natural for a few friends to spend a day out and about buying things. But if you stop and think about this, it is actually...


Excess Emotions

We all (even London Escorts) get a little emotional from time to time. But we all have learnt how to control our emotions to some degree, and most of us will refrain from blubbing in the middle of the street if our friend calls us up to tell us our...


Getting Ready

We can thank feminists for a lot of things: Women receiving the vote, equal wages, rights to be a London Escort etc. We might also be able to thank them for a more feminine male population. Most people consider women being treated the same way as men...


Places To Go...

The duty of deciding where to go for a date with an London Escort always seems to fall on the man. Women are lucky enough to not have to pick out a restaurant or event worth going to, they can just enjoy it while they are there. But for guys, a lot of...


Ever Growing Selection

If you have been keeping track of our site recently, you might have noticed an increase in the number of London escorts we have on offer. It’s a great phenomenon, as we have had a huge number of applicants wanting to join the ranks of

Birthdays

It seems that a great amount of time can pass by with no one celebrating a birthday. Regardless of where you live, who you hang out with, whether you are a London escorts or a computer technician, there will no doubt be the occasional lull of birthdays...


Elections

It’s that time again, when everyone and the London escorts begins talking about politics. The general election. A lot of emphasis is being placed on this election, and whether you are an escort or an avid politician with...


Summer’s Coming

You might still be reeling in shock from the shiny bright light that has been forcing its way through the clouds over the last few days. It’s called the sun, and if the recent weather is anything to go by, London Escorts should be seeing a lot...


Discrimination

It’s fair enough to say that discrimination has all but vacated the workplace for London escorts. Whether it be based on gender, religion or race, employers are far less discriminating today than they were in previous years. It is fair to...


Various Assumptions

We are very quick to make judgements about London escorts based on what little we know about them. Even if our logical sides might not totally agree, our instinctive sides can sum up a person’s past before hearing them utter a word. For...


Why Do People Hire Escorts?

It is a conundrum that we have been trying to figure out for a very long time. There seem to be so many different reasons for hiring cheap London escorts that it would be impossible to make one universal statement about why people do it. The company...


Mondays with London Escorts

The fact that Monday’s are unpleasant might be one of the few undeniable statements in existence. Unless it’s a bank holiday, or something which does not involve you having to wake up at an ungodly hour to drag yourself to the bus stop to begin another long week of it,...


Living in Places with Few Escorts Available

If you are a resident of London, and have been for a long time, you might forget now and again how lucky you are to live in such a thriving city. London is pretty big, as far as capital cities go, and offers a whole load of different things to do. If you so wanted to, you could be doing...


Holidays with London Escorts

With all this talk of an apparently beautiful summer just months away now, this is around the time of year that people begin to choose what they are going to do during said summer. While some might find themselves with the desire to go and lap up rays on a beach somewhere abroad, others will...


Spicing Up Your Night

Living in London provides most of us with a huge amount to see and do. It is such a huge place that there is always something to do, and twiddling your thumbs in boredom is not a very common practice. But after awhile, doing the same things over and over again can become quite repetitive. You...


The Best Place to Take a Girl Out

Males across the globe are faced with more and more trials each day. One of the hardest things for a guy to get right these days is deciding on where he should take a girl out. Way back when, all you needed to do was to book a restaurant and take her there, but today’s females are a...


Unwinding

Work can be difficult. But it can also be incredibly rewarding. We’ve all probably had our share of great days and days we just can’t wait to be over. But even the most rewarding of days at work can take it out of you, and you might look forward to the evening time when you can...


Escorts Cities

It’s a fair assumption to make that in pretty much every city in the world there is far more cultural diversity than in the rest of the country. Take London for example. Although it might be the capital of one country, it is home to people from countless different countries. When...


London Festivals

As the sun begins to show its much missed face from behind a veil of clouds that hasn’t seemed to budge since they appeared early last autumn, our thoughts turn towards the upcoming summer months. Hopefully we’ll be in for a sunny old time, rife with festivals and...


Albums & Singles

It seems that all the music shops that once adorned the street are declining in favour of other retail outlets. It’s a crying shame to see them go, but with the ease of buying music through iTunes, it is also little surprise to see them go too. Our 

Olympics

It seems that the 2012 Olympics have set off a spark in London. We know that our London escorts are certainly excited. It will certainly be a privilege to host the games, but one concern on everyone’s mind is: will we be as good hosts as China...


New beginnings

With this being the very first blog on our site, it seems logical that it should be about the site itself. Deep into a particularly harsh winter, there is little in the way of nationwide enthusiasm for anything at all, save maybe sitting down, complaining, and wearing plenty of layers. This...